The Prophets and Chronicles of the Chronic Donut Deprived

We are the chosen few, the select group of donut enthusiasts who've been denied the sweet, sweet joy of the round, fluffy pastry. Our prophets foretell the end of the donut drought, and our chronicles document our quest for sugary salvation.

Read the tale of our beloved Founder, who sacrificed his life for the greater good of donutlessness

Discover the chronicles of the Great Donut Heist, where our people stockpiled the last donuts on earth

Prophet of the Month Chronicle of the Month
Zorvath, the Donut Denier Operation Glaze: The Secret Donut Reserve

More about us, and why we're still alive without donuts